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This occurs when you are banging your girlfriend in her parents' pool, you shoot your load underwater, and she is forced to suck it up with a snorkel, so as to not get her parents' pool dirty.
Matt: "Yo, what did you do last night?"
Cory: "I totally gave my girlfriend the world's biggest Old Navy. I hope I don't clog her pool filter."
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The cover up for Delta Force.
Delta Force operators are the real quiet professionals.
Navy SEALs are a close second.
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An alcoholic drink made with a single shot of vodka, and topped off with milk.
Barkeep, I'll have an Old Navy
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A cheap knockoff of abercromie and fitch in which the store puts deers on their clothing to make it look more preppy and to copy the moose.
amanda- hey!! like my new shirt!!
todd- yea did u get that from a&f , i see it has a moose on it
amanda- no, its a deer and i got it at old navy for cheap!!
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A person with a lightbulb/cottonbud head that want to join the navy just to bum unaware generals in the showers. His favourite move to get behind people is dropping the soap. His greatest fear is when shower gel is only allowed in the showers.
-navy sean-I've dropped the soap!
-unaware general-I'll get that
(navy sean goes behind general who is bending down to get the soap, unaware of what navy sean is about to do)
-navy sean-firing torpedo!!!
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Navy SEALs (SEa, Air and Land) Special Operations Teams who generally Pwn all who chanegelle them.......yes they even pwn the SAS (Brits =/)
Damn Those Navy SEALs Kicked teh Shit out of them terrorists
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MEN who kick ass and take numbers later. They simply are the badest military group in the world. Delta Force and SAS simply do not compare. Delta is an ARMY branch, meaning they are not NAVY, and SAS is brittish, meaning they don't match up to AMERICAN levels. Navy SEALS are the best of the best. You cannnot get any more determined nor more motivated individuals than the SEALS. You may try, but you will fail a firefight, no lie
The Navy SEALS were called in to plant raders for the AIR FORCE to drop bombs in IRAQ. Note: the SEALS were their FIRST and everybody else came second. They ARE the best Special Force Operations in the world. Second to SAS? I dont think so. Navy SEALS go through the toughiest military training in the world. They make any SAS look like school boys. period. no questions asked. and if you do. try to complete BUD/s
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