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A prairie oyster is a bull testicle (not COW testicle, since FEMALES DO NOT HAVE TESTICLES!). It's a delicacy of the western and mid-western, semi-arid grasslands of North America (basically everywhere cattle are bought and sold).
To my understanding, they are quite good when double-battered and deep-fried in butter, generally mixed with sauteed vegetables or whatever else you heart desires. Being from the prairies myself, I find that they are quite tasty when eaten with sauteed mushrooms and beef gravy.
The local restaurant sells the finest prairie oysters in all Alberta.
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When ya blast a huge fart, along with a hunk o' poo.
Fuck! I gotta go back to the car. I shot an oyster on that last one.
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An Australian delicacy; sheep or kangaroo balls. Probably used more to scare tourists than as actual food.
"Shall we throw a couple of outback oysters on the barbie for you, mate?"
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A used condom.
My roommate keeps leaving Detroit Oysters on top of the bathroom trash.
When you sneeze into your hand, and you sip it from your hand like a cup
"Oh shit Martin, looks like you've made a hand oyster!"
"How was the hand oyster?"
A blob of jizz on the pillow. Also known as a melted Marshmallow if it's still warm.
"I wiped up the sheets, threw the towel in the basket, put my head back on the pillow and copped a Turkish Oyster right in the eye".
An advanced form of the scissors sex position between two women that have severely enlarged meat curtains.
Person #1: "did you hear those weird slapping/suction noises last night?"
Person #2:"oh that was just the lesbians next door oyster-shucking"