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When ya blast a huge fart, along with a hunk o' poo.
Fuck! I gotta go back to the car. I shot an oyster on that last one.
An Australian delicacy; sheep or kangaroo balls. Probably used more to scare tourists than as actual food.
"Shall we throw a couple of outback oysters on the barbie for you, mate?"
(n.) What happens when you don't change your underwear for a week
I went camping for a week without changing my underwear and had a bad oyster stain
One of the various phrases used to describe the act in which a woman rubs her vulva against her partner's body for the purpose of sexual pleasure. In this case, an Oyster Clamp occurs when the lips are sticking due to the lack of lubrication and are firmly pressed together so that they become interlocked or "clamped."
see also:
scissoring
We were rubbing our pussies together so hard that we gave ourselves an Oyster Clamp.
When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic
A blob of jizz on the pillow. Also known as a melted Marshmallow if it's still warm.
"I wiped up the sheets, threw the towel in the basket, put my head back on the pillow and copped a Turkish Oyster right in the eye".
The softest spot on someone's body, usually on the inner thigh or knee.
"Wow your legs are really soft."
"No, you're just touching my oyster spot."