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Peanut Butthurt is a play on the word "Peanut Butter". It is a sexual act that involves anal sex using crunchy peanut-butter as lube. Shards of peanuts that are present in crunchy-peanut butter can cause minute lacerations inside the rectum, which causes pain to the person on the receiving end of the "Peanut Butthurt". Hence the name.
Jack gave Samantha a Peanut Butthurt last night. Although it was pleasurable, Samantha was sore for days.
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When your taking a crap and you spit shit and peanuts out of your ass.
I was taking a shit and pushed to hard and had peanut spackle.
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Somebody with an unusually shaped head, often with the first name Toby
Ryan: “Have you seen Toby’s head”
Jack: “Yeah, It is a Peanut Head”
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A turd with undigested peanuts visibly embedded in it
I had one wicked peanut shit this morning
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after having anal sex, the man wipes his penis in a circle around his partner's eye, forming a fecal marking which resembles the eyepiece of the Planter's peanut character
After anal sex, a man surprised his partner by giving her a dirty peanut, much to her dismay.
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A pasty jar of Shelly boi's that are sadly crushed to their death to make a delicious snack. You can but it on bread but not celery because well... that's just plain weird
the peanut butter was used to get me out of the railing