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The Pelican Nutslinger can only be performed during a threesome involving two men and a woman.
When one of the men grabs the other one's nuts tearing them down as far as possible and releasing a huge dump himself.
The way the scrotum looks afterwards, is exactly the same as the Pelican's throat pouch.
You gotta see his face, after I pelican nutslingered him!
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A weird kid. Is strangely capable of walking, as they are an Obese Pelican.
Have you met an Obese Pelican?
Yah, he’s really weird.
When you pee into your own mouth without missing a drop!
I remember the thing about Freddy
Krueger is that as a joke he used to
come into a room when you have a lot of
friends over and piss him to his own
mouth without spilling a drop that was
Fred Kruger's move I mean guys
freak Show
but I mean hey who am I to judge right
to each his own
he wants to get the Pelican mouthful
that's what you called it
the flabby-flapping underarm of an older woman
holy crap look at the pelican waddle on that broad!
you love pelicans so much that your last name is pelican
you are such a james charles pelican!
Euphemism for male masterbation
All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.
The place all party goers end up when they are a bit long in the beak.
Party animals Turn and Jurn are finally settled in pelicans rest.
Not chicks anymore.