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Time to quit working together. When two people are doing the same task and are starting to get in each other's way.
Looks like we are bumping shovels. I am going to work on the trim.
Noun. removal of the extant semen from the vagina/anus/oral cavity deposited during previous sessions of intercourse.
indicative of unprotected sex.
often the shape of the human penis, the glans tend to be wider than the shaft immediately proximal to it, facilitates this process.
Ben: One evening this girl came to my flat and we had sex, after we'd finished I realised I had cum shoveled her.
Mate 1: gross
Ben: I wasn't always like this, now I'm reduced to cum shoveling.
To have sex.
Comes from the hockey term to clear away snow from a goaltenders play area.
Q: "Dude, did you catch the epic Kings beatdown of the Ducks last night?"
A: "Nah, I had this cute puck bunny come over and I spent the whole night shoveling the crease! Damn, it was good, but I hope I don't get boner's remorse - she's done like half the NHL."
A shovel daddy is basically the gay equivalent of a sugar daddy who is usually much older than his partner(s) and is always a pitcher not a catcher
"where did you get all this money bro?"
"Well... I kinda got a shovel daddy"
OrnaBug’s Strange Duped Shovel, that has the description “have.”
Orna: “Sans Shovel, have.”
A penis that picks up things moderately well.
Bob's shovel penis can move three tons of dirt in one day.
When you get egg yolk on your shoe and try to remove it by scooping it with your finger nail.
Ah fuck. Ive got egg on my shoe again. Guess im gonna have to use my finger shovel.