the big swipe

When you ejaculate with one big swipe of your hand across the Pudendal nerve.

After getting my car engine revved up and ready to go, the big swipe ended everything. What a way to go!

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Visa swipe

When you wipe your butt crack with your finger and give it a good whiff

Oh boy, my rump sure smells just gave er the ol visa swipe and gave it a sniff!

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shit swiping

The act of scrolling or swiping social media while taking a shit.

Dude, I was shit swiping Facebook so long this morning, my legs fell asleep and a dingleberry dried on my ass!

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Swipe the Badge

Term used when a female masturbates, (badge sounds like vag when pronounced correctly)

Vb form: Swiping the badge

"she totally wanted to swipe the badge in there, we all heard her."
"What a tramp."

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major swipe

when a man has a huge dick
definately a turn on

ooooo, yummy, that guy has major swipe
i wonder if he has a gf

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Swipe People

People within the New York subway system who try to work out inane and most likely fraudulent swiping schemes with you when you just want to refill your metrocard and be on your way.

Sorry I'm late, Swipe People made me miss my train.

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fi-swiping

Using your neighbors wi-fi so you don't have to pay for wireless internet.

By fi-swiping from the apartment next door, Jim could almost affort to stop illegally downloading MP3's

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