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Annual Thanksgiving tradition that has taken place in the Big Apple for nearly 100 years. Giant balloons, tons of marching bands, clowns, floats, fun stuff :) Event is annually televised on NBC.
Rando #1: How was your Thanksgiving?
Rando #2: I spent the morning watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and then ate some delicious turkey and watched football.
Rando #1: Sounds like a very wholesome holiday!
When another male fucks you in the butt using gravy as lube, and proceeds to cum in a bowl, mix the gravy, fecal matter, and semen together, and force feed it to you.
Man, that guy totally gave me the Thanksgiving Leftovers last night. It was so good.
When your farts smell like shit because of an incomplete dump and you blast out the remaining parts in the shitter so now everyone is giving thanks!
This morning I had Thanksgiving leftovers because I missed my poop window yesterday!
When there is so much food left over that you have to spend the rest of the week finishing it off.
Mom made too much spaghetti, now we're going to have thanksgiving left overs.
When there is so much food left over from a meal that you spend the rest of the week finishing it off.
Mom made too much spaghetti, now we're going to have thanksgiving left overs.
When food is left over from a meal and there is so much of it that you spend the rest of the week eating just that.
Mom made too much spaghetti , now we're going to be having thanksgiving left overs.
The state of feeling after consuming three to four cocktails, approximately half a gram of cannabis, and a sizeable meal spread out over the course of an afternoon.
Grace neither wanted to get extremely wasted or high this Saturday, so they compromised and just got thanksgiving drunk.