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Thanksgiving

You don't see many people eating Thanksgiving dinner with Indians. Would it be narcissistic of the Indians to say fuck these guys?

Indians don't feel the same way about Thanksgiving. They most likely wouldn't even feel welcome at a Thanksgiving dinner these days. Is the average family really grateful to the Indians?

by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020


Thanksgiving

You don't see many people eating Thanksgiving dinner with Indians. Would it be narcissistic of the Indians to say fuck these guys?

Indians don't feel the same way about Thanksgiving. They most likely wouldn't even feel welcome at a Thanksgiving dinner these days.

by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020


Thanksgiving

A day the Indians dont call You'rewelcomesgiving.

The Indians have a name more like Fuck this shit they're still here after hundreds of years day for Thanksgiving.

by Solid Mantis June 5, 2020


Thanksgiving

The day Christopher Columbus discovered turkeys.

(In the classroom) Teacher: Okay class today will be learning about Thanksgiving!

Timmy: Isn't that the day Christopher Colombus discovered turkeys?
Teacher: Very good Timmy! Here have sucker.

by coolkid4evr November 1, 2019


Idaho Thanksgiving

Where your entire family participates is Idaho potato masher to make the mashed potatoes.

Friend: What you doing From thanks giving?
Me: im from Idaho we are having an Idaho Thanksgiving, do you want in?

by Player42069 December 16, 2021


Hobo-Thanksgiving

Nothing says weirdness like keeping a can of cranberry sauce by the bed at night as a snack

After leaving the soup kitchen, Daniel made his way back to the homeless camp. That night he ate a Hobo-Thanksgiving.

by MC Busta October 7, 2016


Thanksgiving Day Parade

Daytime has always been a good enough time for a parade for most people of generation after generation from cities all over countries that celebrate Thanksgiving, yet some people don't feel like they have enough complete control over events, and try to push it to the night time in some areas (the same people that push people with extended mandates and restrictions that force longtime and loved businesses to close so they can purchase the land for cheap and redevelop it into something they see more dollar signs in).

Somebody must think that all the people that held their Thanksgiving Day parade during the day before them were old school idiots that didn't know how to have a good time, even though people always loved the daytime parades and didn't really want their hearts or minds changed for them.

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021