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The aftermath of anal sex where a jalapeño seed lodges it self in your urethra.
After fucking that stripper I feel like I went to a Vegas BBQ.
A woman of any age with fake tits, fake eyelashes, and fake colored eye contacts that is selfish, cold, narcissistic, and shallow. She loves to party, gamble, and take dick; as long as the person or persons attached to other end have enough money.
Whew, this club is chocked full or vegas chicks.
When a project is just about wrapped up, and then someone brings up a random show-stopping item.
Boss: Alright, we all set?
Team A: Yes, we are ready to go...
Team B: Oh, what about the timezone change? We can't do anything without changing that?
Team A: What do you mean, the timezone change... What is the issue with the timezone??? A fucking vegas server???
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"Hey, Tony, what happened to Jimmy?"
"We put him on a flight to Vegas."
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A megacity in the desert where its existence is solely based on a desert river that is slowly drying up due to itself, the city offers activities such as gambling, gambling, gambling, and gambling. Every now and then there's a nice hotel paid by vice.
Lucky soul who escaped: I got banned from Las Vegas through a combination of sheer stupidity and luck
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A fleeting dance floor relationship based on crazy flirty dancing. Usually degenerates as soon as the guy oversteps the Vegas boyfriend boundary by trying to talk to or inappropriately touch his dance partner. Rare and hard to find.
I thought I'd found the perfect Vegas boyfriend but he tried to grope me so I had to cut him loose.
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A type of men's fashion style that you would see walking along the strip in Vegas. Typically involves dark jeans, fancy dress shoes, with untucked, partially unbuttoned dress shirts.
Used in an office setting:
Man walks into work wearing dark jeans, fancy dress shoes, with untucked, partially unbuttoned dress shirt.
Co-Worker would say: " I see you went Vegas casual today"
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