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Short for "hoodwink-brained". Someone is wink-brained when they have been so hoodwinked by the lies, deceptions, and exaggerations produced by the 24/7 news cycle and social media that they have an extremely distorted view of reality and the state of the world.
Did you hear Candice ranting about POLITICALLY CHARGED TOPIC? She's totally wink-brained.
Another way of saying sex so your parents don't strangle you when you talk about doing it.
Can't wait to have wink winkety tonight. ;)
God! Wink winkety is the best with you. <3
Winking Jona is a perverted boy who just has to wink to get all the pussies and asses he wants. He also enters your soul when he winks at you and destroys your innocent virgin life. Be aware!
Girl 1: Tonight I met a Winking Jona!He winked at me constantly!
Girl 2: OMG! Did you guys have anal sex afterwards? That's what a Winking Jona does to you!
Putting a good word in for someone. Whether it be for a job reference or for a date.
When you head to work shove a wink at your boss so manager so they can hire me.
Shove a wink at Lisa and let her know I'm interested.
Hook-up favor
When a tella tubby-like man/woman shows itself to you during a traumatic sleep-paralysis episode, and as a result, your asshole can't stop winking like one of the creatures glossy, artificial eyes.
I can't imagine what the toilet sees while my stink is tinky wink-ing.
Crust wink... Morning eye crust which causes you to wink to get the crust out first thing when you arise.
Uncle Marty assumed that Aunt Cindy was winking at him first thing in the morning. Come to find out- just a crust wink. 😉
a slit in the crotch of a woman's pants exposing part of her vagina.
While riding the ski lift the woman next to me said, "Oh I have a vag wink in my pants."
Brenda fell and tore her pants exposing her vagina.
I feel the cold air on my vagina, I must have a vag wink going on.