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when a girl bends over and shows crack
Look at Suzie over there- she's dropping anchor!
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When you taking a shit and a HUGE one falls out and splashes toilet water on your ass.
Man I was walking by the bathroom and I heard my cousin Nick Dropping an Anchor!
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A girl who is buttaz but spreadable, in that although she is facially unattractive (buttaz), she makes up for it with a body so good you want to fuck her (spreadable) despite her face. The term Anchor Chick referring to "Anchor's" spreadable range of the everyday dairy product (Anchor's spreadable butter).
Kane: What about her?
Karl: Nah shes ugly.
Kane: Well I'd fuck her.
Karl: Really?
Kane: Yeah, she's an Anchor Chick.
Karl: Skeen
Karl: What's an Anchor Chick?
Kane: Ya'know, she's butters, but spreadable.
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to suck ones cock and swallow the sucked off persons jizzism, regardless how rank or disgusting it may seem because you want to be polite and just get the fuck out of there
Alan: Hey there Billy man last night was fun, huh?
Billy: Hell yeah man, you sucked me clean, no homo.
Alan: Well it wasn't that great for me man, I really had to swallow the anchor.
Billy: Really? Well tough shit man, lets get drunk and shoot wolves from the back of my truck at night!
Alan: Sounds good, then I will tell you about all these imaginary bitches I have fucked in my time.
Billy: Yeah well now sounds like Im gonna have to swallow the anchor this time!
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If we agree that there are grades or strengths to a reality bender's ability (i.e. from "can barely turn something blue" to "godlike"), then it's not too far of a stretch that a SRA is designed to overpower a reality bender of X grade or X strength.
Basically, the SRA forces reality to stay normal more than the bender tries to make reality abnormal.
Scranton Reality Anchors. Keepin' it Real Since DATA EXPUNGED
a roommate who hinders more than helps. he does things like eat your food, use your computer to myspace slutfish, use your car to get to work, forget to tell you hes on the run, and things of that nature. in return he pays his rent late and usually in payments, doesnt buy groceries, and cockblocks at bars by telling girls about his "hard cock". sadly much like an anchor of a boat, it slows you down, brings you down, and you cant seem to detach from it.
i dont know what fucked me more, joe not paying his rent on time, or his constant "laying the pipe" jokes in front of girls that only one of us could pull to begin with. he is like sailing with a dropped anchor
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A guy who will go down on any girl.
Mike: My friends call me the boat anchor because I will go down on anyone.
Stripper: That is disgusting!
My friend is a boat anchor, he will go down on anyone.
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