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An outrageously fun wedding, where the bride and groom acknowledge that they are prisoners of love - prepared to be legally shackled to one another for eternity. Prison Attire is required at a Ball and Chain Ball.
Eric: Will you Marry Me? Adele: Yes, but only at a Ball and Chain Ball. Eric: Duh! Adele: Please don't dress up as Nick Nolte. Eric: As long as you don't dress up like Martha Stewart.
A deal is struck, and the planning begins for the ball and chain ball.
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when something is beat to the extreme...
matt "DUDE DID YOU JUST DRINK THAT REDCUP?"
joe "yeah.. im drunk i cant even taste shit anymore hahah"
matt" .. dude i PISSED IN THAT CUP.."
joe".. balls..."
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The lump of bone sticking out of your elbow, commonly activated by ones finger being pressed inside, and then flicking, sending a ripple of numbness up ones forearm. This is known as activating ones balls. Ball activators are commonly kalily jackers as well.
I activated Peen's balls and he yelped
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The things I cut off last night
Sarah: lemme suck yo balls bruh
Me: I cut them off last night
Sarah: nigga what
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The best thing on the male body.
If you have these amazing genitals in or near you body, you are a very lucky person.
Person 1: Bro, guess what.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: My dad put his balls in my mouth last night.
*sweet home Alabama plays*
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the hairy dangling sack between a mans legs that tastes so good in your mouth
I can suck on his balls forever. his balls are so big I cant fit them both in my mouth
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the sack below the males penis. can be wrickly,or saggy.
" your balls are discusting, saggy, and wrickly.
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