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A bare mattress on the floor. Possibly soiled.
"He's in there lying on his ghetto bed playing video games." "Ben hit that thing up in the spare room on a ghetto bed."
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To shack up. To move in. To live together. To co-habitate
Hey why don't we step it up and share a bed.
A system of causing a girl to default to sit/ lay in your bed by creating a bed room without any other comfortable seating options.
Person 1: Sara came over last night
Person 2: Word? Did you get any action?
Person 1: Yeah obviously dude, I bed trapped her.
The utilization of the phrase varies by country.
1. (American) Failure of a device, usually in a non-repairable manner.
2. (British) Exclamation of surprised.
1. "My car shit the bed when the timing belt broke."
2. "The boss is back from vacation early!" "Shit the bed."
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If someone is "good in bed", it means they're good at sex.
Gary: "I had sex with Nicola last night."
Frank: "Finally started putting out, did she?"
Gary: "Yeah, but the wait was worth it. She's so good in bed."
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noun
small fragments of miscellaneous particles found in between the sheets of an untidy bed.
bed crumbs can be caused by a number of things, such as
-eating in bed
-NOT WIPING YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU CLIMB IN
-dumping glitter on your sheets
-letting homeless people sleep in your bed
-being slutty
(often found in the beds of sloppy people and college dormitories)
-When you're eating puff pastries in bed, and later that night, you're sleeping in a pile of irritating globs of food - bed crumbs!
-When someone has been walking outside barefoot, then climbs underneath your covers, and shards of dirt, sand and dry leaves are transferred to your freshly made bed - bed crumbs!
Use it in a sentence!
-"Don't put your feet on my bed, I don't want any bed crumbs."
-"Ew! Someone was eating applesauce in my bed, and now I have stinky bed crumbs!"
-"You know it's time to wash your sheets when you start to get bed crumbs."
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One who masterbates in bed then rolls around repeatedly in one bodly fluid.
Dude you're a filthy bed wanker, full of crusty cum.
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