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You know... They say women don't like to be complimented about things that are out of their control. Eyes for example. All of the "Game" theorists say it's a no-no. But... I don't believe that that's a real thing. So, fuck em. I'll compliment whatever the fuck I want!
Hym "You are literally the reason I started to like brown eyes. I used to hate my eye color. It just didn't seem interesting to me. But now..."
Another name for your asshole
I took a massive shit earlier and I think my brown eye is bleeding.
The third eye right between your booty
Hey man can you tounge punch me in the brown eye?