steel chair

1- A metal instrument used for sitting.

2- More commonly related to wrestling where this basic insutrument can become a weapon of violence, pain, rage, anger, surprisingly, satisfaction.

Oh no, he's going for the steel chair!

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squidward on a chair

The chair that squidward sits on is half way in fact.

Woooh Half Way There OOOOH SqUIdwARD oN a ChaiR.

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Orgasm Chair

A chair with a dildo/vibrator attatched to it. A person, normally female but often male, is strapped in and has the dildo turned on, while they have the time of their life.

I had a go on my grandmother's Orgasm Chair.

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Chair Envy

-adj- One who desires to sit in the chair you have. Sometimes it's the last chair, sometimes it's not even your chair, but you long to sit down and be comfortable.

The people on the stairs looked over at us, and in their eyes we could see the chair envy.

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Chair Vulture

Someone who waits in ambush, waiting for the unsuspecting victim to leave there chair, then swoops down to claim there seat.

Josh stole my seat he is such a chair vulture!!!!

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Hatin' Chairs

Becoming so anihilated drunk that you start pushing chairs around.
The chairs may be bar stools, rocking chairs, or any other form of sitting furniture.
Most commonly done at a bar in front of a large group of witnesses but may also be done in other venues.
Exception: other forms of stationary objects may be substituted. In example: slot machines, trees, tables, etc

Shane "what are you up to brian?"
Brian "Hatin' chairs"

or

"I was totally hatin' chairs last night"

chair wanker

Typically found in groups, people who go to music festivals and set up near the stage with deckchairs, inflatable sofas or picnic blankets and expect everyone to leave a big gap around them. Often can be found not even using aforementioned items.

"Hey did you enjoy the Isle of Wight Festival?"
"Sure, but there was chair wankers everywhere!"