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A guy who obsesses over pickles, especially his dad's (who is a monkey from cod zombies) 50 inch pickle. Also likes taking showers for 4 years and trying to get the ray gun out of the mystery box every time.
Snipe the box when it as white US Cobra is.
When a male slides his Soft / Erect penis between the butt cheeks of another man
He's been walkin funny after i cobra checked him.
When you come up big time in the big time clutch
Jacob: “Man you really hit three 20s in a row in darts, that’s some bullshit”
Ben: “Nah, I just be Cobra clutchin bitch”
A "cobra trainer" is a person who always one ups you by saying they also did it or did it better or did it more often.
Tammy: Stephanie is such a cobra trainer!
Tiffany: Why, what did she do now?
Tammy: I told her about my visited China and was giving her the highlights of my trip. She said she's also been to the same places and claimed to have been to many other.
Tiffany: That's possible.
Tammy: She's never even been to China!
When your shit is so long it stands up out of the toilet.
I walked into the bathroom and there was a Shit Cobra staring at me.
When two men have had sex, specifically gay sex, with the same man they are now Cobra Cousins. An unbreakable bond to be cherished forever
"Hey, how do you know Chet?"
"OH, we've both had magical nights with Brent"
"So you're Cobra Cousins? "
"Cobra Cousins for life"
When one flushes the toilet and it starts to back up, you thrust your hand into the water and grab the toilet paper blockage
I flushed the toilet, and it started to back up. I had no other choice than to have the paper cobra strike and remove the blockage so the water would go down.