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A Menstrual Cocktail can be seen as a slang or a "dressy" interchangeable option for the sexual act of getting one's "red wings." However, there are slight differences. When one gets their red wings, they are pretty much aware that the girl is on their period, whereas a Menstrual Cocktail is received completely out of nowhere. You don't ask for it, you don't know about it. It just happens. The "cocktail" is related to fancy parties, which usually snobby "dignified" guests attend.
When the cocktail is delivered, (this part is important,) the girl will act like it WAS NO BIG FUCKING DEAL THAT SHE JUST MENSTRUAL LASERED THE WRONG DAMN LIQUID IN YOUR MOUTH and will most likely play it off with a slight hint of embarrassment. Or, if she is really fucking demented, WILL LAUGH ABOUT IT CAUSE HEY, IT'S TOTALLY FUNNY SKEETING PERIOD BLOOD IN SOMEONE'S UNKNOWING MOUTH.
I dunno about you girls out there, but for future moms it should go in your "what mommy needs to tell daughter" handbook that skeeting period blood into someone's mouth, whether they be male or female is just fucking wrong. I CAN'T DRINK RED KOOL AID ANYMORE GOD DAMN IT ;^;
"Deep into the darkness peering. Long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting." That familiar line from Edgar Allan Poe's work "The Raven" going through my head. A fear it remained in the back of my mind, but never a reality I expected. The girl before me was my own personal raven as she served my Menstrual Cocktail with an extra side of smug. "Nevermore, Nevermore."
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An injection you recieve via needle that when you stop moving makes you die.
A.K.A. When you are having sex with an asian woman and recieve more than one STD; usually happens in the city of Bejing.
Wow,that asian woman has offically made it that I burn while I pee as well as made my crotch enflammed.That was the worst Bejing Cocktail that I have ever had
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A cream cocktail is when a man cums into a cocktail glass and then serves it to his unsuspecting wife.
OMG Johnny you're such a prankster giving me a cream cocktail!
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Milwaukee slang for peaceful chanting.
Molotov cocktails were thrown at police in Milwaukee. And by molotov cocktails we mean they were chanting "we are peaceful" at us. -Article in Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, June 2, 2020
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When your dick shrivels up from drugs and you try to fuck your girl on her period.
Hey babe? You wanna shrimp cocktail.
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The small of a girl's back, especially when you place a drink on it when getting her form behind, doggie style
That girl is so big I could put an entire six pack on her cocktail table!
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prying someone's mouth open with a piece of wood and taking a shit in it. It's what the Swedes did to their enemies (whoever they were) during the 30 years war.
Would you like a Swedish cocktail?
No!
Open up!
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