Rural Dictionary

clit eater

Joe: "Damn dogg, check out the bitch with the short spiky hair. She'd give a dog a bone. I think I'll go ask her to dinner...I wonder what she'd like to eat."
Bob: "She just wanna eat twat, man, that bitch be munching on the carpet."
Joe: "Whatever man, you just jealous."
(walks over to girl)
Joe: "So...how about you and me go and..."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm a clit eater."
Joe: "OK..."
Bob: "Told you...straight up dyke."

by Nick D May 2, 2003

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pooh eater

adj/noun -a tony.
- a human/thing that eats pooh
-a loser, freak, dickwad

Tony is the biggest pooh eater in the world

by minnnieee March 30, 2003

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ballsack eater

One who munches or "eats" ballsacks.

"Jessie is a ballsack eater!"

by Klitoris King! January 7, 2016

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Death Eaters

The Death Eaters was the name given to followers of Lord Voldemort. The group primarily consisted of wizards and witches who were radical pure blood supremacists, and who practised the Dark Arts with reckless abandon and without regard or fear of wizarding law. Lord Voldemort used this select group of wizards and witches during both the First and Second Wizarding Wars, employing them as his elite force. They often wore black hoods and masks with snake-like eye slits to cover their faces. Only the members of the inner circle of the Death Eaters had Dark Marks burned into their left forearms. When Voldemort touched one of them, each of the Death Eaters felt it, signalling for them to Apparate to their leader's side.

The Death Eaters are Voldemort, the Carrows, Dolohov, the Averys, Rookwood, the Rosiers, Selwyn, Crouch Jr, the Lestranges, the Crabbes, the Malfoys, Gibbon, the Goyles, Jugson, Karkaroff, the Mulcibers, Nott, Pettigrew, Black, Greyback, Snape, Rowle, Travers, Wilkes, Macnair, and Yaxley.

death eaters

by CmanCunningham March 4, 2013

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