factory frenzy

1. The equivalent of candy from a stranger in a car is the tempting offer of being able to play Factory Frenzy from Santa in his sleigh. Don't let Santa come in your chimney with his North Pole!

Santa: We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play!?
Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! GET AWAY!!! GET AWAY!!! XMAS RAPE!!!!

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somersault factory

Someone who's just a little on the schizo side of life

Devlin at work's a proper nut case, he belongs in a somersault factory

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clam factory

A party of only girls (or at least 80% girls), where there is a substantial abundance of shellfish.

Men often bring along a sausage when visiting a clam factory.

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fun factory

Fun Factory is an arcade building at the Redondo Beach Pier in California.

Whoo hoo the Fun Factory has games and claw machines.

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faggot factory

a device employed to create a superfluous amount of bullshit, or an overwhelming amount of buildings creating such things.

Aaron and Greg used the faggot factory to perfection in that game of age of empires II.

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Bastard-factory

A phrase popularized by a conservative talk-show host to refer to the indigents who choose to live outside their means, pump out kids from multiple "baby-daddy's," and refuse to work, leaving honest, hard working, tax-paying Americans to foot the bill.

What caused the American economy to pseudo-collapse in 2008?
- Oh, that's because Bastard-factory America got mortgages on homes they couldn't afford and never intended on paying off...they're still unemployed hoping Obama's "spread the wealth" will trickle down.

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pickle factory

slang for place of work.

yeah, honey, I'd love to bang you for a few hours but I gotta be at the pickle factory in fifteen minutes.

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