finger guns

A way for creepy people with porn mustaches to say hello or "I understand". Hold your fingers in the shape of guns (use both hands for maximum effect) and point at someone who just arrived. Bend thumbs to simulate shooting your finger guns and make a clicking sound with your mouth. May be accompanied with a wink in extreme cases.

That dude that looks like he just fell out of the 70's just offered me a piece of candy and then winked and gave me finger guns. I said no.

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Hachine Gun

When someone's laugh sounds like a machine gun and the surrounding friends bust out their air machine guns until said laughter ceases, typically perpetuating the laughter and the air machine guns!

The joke was so good, she busted out her hachine gun, leaving collateral damage everywhere.

spunk gun

A hypothetical gun shaped spunk container with the ability to fir jets of cum (spunk) over whoever the assailant wishes. Can cause massive facial action

you want me to shoot you in the face with my spunk gun bitch?

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gun factory

Another name for the gym. It is where you go to work on 'the guns' i.e. arms. and build them up.

'Shall we go down the gun factory and build the arms up?'

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throw the gun

After an arguement is lost or an idividual has been outwitted, the loser, backed in the proverbial corner, takes the low road and resorts to personal cheapshots or name calling as opposed to facts.
Basically the individual has made a last ditch effort and like on the movies, "throws the gun" because he has run out of bullets (intellectual/factual ammo).

After proving Mr. T wrong in front of the crowd, he decided to throw the gun and bring up the time I slept with his twin brothers at homecoming.

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pellet gun

A rifle or pistol that shoot pellets, lead or alloy, at high velocities using compressed air. There are multiple types of pellet rifles such as break-barrel, which uses a spring, PCP, which uses compressed air, and CO2, which uses a compressed CO2 cartridge. Pellet guns, or pellet rifles, are used mainly for plinking or small game hunting, and the two main calibers are .177 and .22. In some states, pellet rifles are not allowed.

I bought a pellet gun at the Sporting Goods store today.

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dude guns

When a person starts of their statements with excessive uses of "dude", sometimes not even finishing one statement of dude to start the next.

Dude Gunner: "Dude, dude, du, dude, du, dude, thats not how it goes"

Innocent Bystander: "Wow, that dude just pulled out the dude guns"

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