Spork

A fork and a spoon combined.

She is such a spork cutlery is jealous of her.

Spork

A combination between a fork and a spoon commonly used for eating things you would need a fork and a spoon

"Hey don't use those, use a spork"

Spork

The act of having sexual intercourse with one while in a spooning position.

Dude 1: Bro last night me and my girl were so tired we had to fuck in the spooning position !

Dude 2: Oh, so you sporked her ?

Dude 1: Sporked ? Man, where do you come up with this shit ?

Spork

A hug that includes an accidental erection

I accidentally sporked my sister last night it was do awkward

spork

better than forks and spoons

i ate a spork for dinner yesterday

Spork

A word describing a gay pleb who refuses to suck some dick in synchronization

Yo she such a spork

Ik dude she a pleb too

Spork

(noun)
The most uselss utensil of all. Best use for worship.
(verb)
Jab one with a spork.

Mmmmmm spork those naughty kids