The Ultimate Warrior

A sexual position where you and your lover can both watch "The Ultimate Warrior's All-Time Greatest Matches DVD" and if not available, a self-recorded tape of his Wrestlemania 6 fight against Hulk Hogan will do. Right when your girl is about to reach her climax (preferably in a physical position where your two shadows cast upon a nearby wall will make out to look like The Ultimate Warrior mining for Riaken fuel), once she nears climax you start beating the piss out of her, throwing tomahawk elbows and nasty moon-a-saults, punches and nuclear leg-drops will suffice as well. When she is naked and badly injured, you then yell and chant the Ultimate Warrior's theme song, while stomping around the room.

Definition note: This act of sexual fun is considered illegal in about 50 states. However, extremely legal and frequent on the planet Raiken.

Jason - "Dude, I just ordered my copy of "The Ultimate Warrior's All-Time Greatest Matches DVD", Rebecca is not even gonna know what the fuck happened when I give her The Ultimate Warrior"

Rick - "I heard that is extremely illegal bro, make sure you buy plenty of gauze and bandages"

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Dragon Warrior

The ORIGINAL RPG that wordFinal Fantasy/word ripped itself off from.

Why is Final Fantasy so similar to Dragon Warrior? Because it is a direct ripoff of Dragon Warrior!

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mighty warrior

A warrior that is mighty. Often seen in the company of a squad of teenage girls.

Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior.

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ultimate warrior

One who prepares himself by asking "How should I prepare myself? Should I jump off the tallest building in the world, should I lay in the lawn and let lawnmowers run over me, should I go to Africa and be trampled by raging elephants!"

Now you must deal with the creation of all the unpleasantries, in the entire universe, as I feel the injection from the gods above. I only know that the Ultimate Warrior is TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!!!!

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Wikipedia Warrior

Someone who has no knowledge of a subject so he/she goes on Wikipedia and gets info that may or may not be true because anybody cant post on Wikipedia

''Joe stop fronting,I know you just looked that up you Wikipedia Warrior''

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playground warrior

Kids who just play playgrounds all day but are dog shit in real games.(fortnite)

Man I just keep dying to playground warriors, they’re just getting lucky.

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party warrior

Assholes that come to parties to get drunk and start fights.

Here come the fuckin' party warriors.

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