a HORRIBLE man who will suck the life out of you but has a humongous dick
I hate Theo but his dick is soooo good
Theo is a Fortnite god who plays 14 hours a day and gets 10 bombs against level 2's and bots. And you're 4 years old. In summary, it's the fortnite kid who sits at the nut-free table who no one wants to talk to but knows.
Ur cracked at fortnite, kinda like a theo. "Ew"
The Greek word for God, or Holy. Theo's are badasses and don't give a fuck about people because they are Gods.
All mighty Theo, may you help us in our problem?
No.
the most perfect human I've come across. he's charming, sweet, funny, intelligent, and overall he has a warm and welcoming soul. on the plus side, he's really cute and has a deep, attractive voice. I've never had a harder crush than on this dude and I wish he felt the same... the problem is that I'm a fat fuck and there's no reason to like me. I noticed he tended to help me whenever I needed it, and he complimented me when he could. hmmmm it's been a couple months though so I must be a schizophrenic piece of garbage with too many hopes. anyway, he's like no other so that's why I'm so sad about becoming more distanced from him but I guess I'll focus on myself and force myself to believe everything will work out okay... I guess
"Theo... yeah that guy doesn't really talk to anyone, but he's really cool!"
The best non gendered person alive🥰
Person1: People with the name mars/jessica are the worst
Theo: me too