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The ginormous ammount of money that you have to pay for an AE86/ Toyota Corolla Levin / Toyota Sprinter Trueno because of the car's Legend status. Since it's introduction in the popular anime Initial D, the car has skyrocketed in value as collector's, car enthusiasts and weebs want a piece of that Deja Vu feeling.
Context on the anime:
Initial D depicts a guy delivering Tofu through the mountain roads of Japan, while and drifting on the corners. He then starts racing other drivers, usually with better cars than him. This anime is one of the things that propelled drifting in Japan to what it is today.
Bryan: Bro, Mike just bought a new AE86! Dope
John: What? How much did he pay?
Bryan: Like 30k
John: Fucking Tofu Tax
A phenomenon in RPGs and computer games wherein the protagonist and friends can cheerfully walk in to the homes of NPCs uninvited, often while they are there, and ransack the place for any valuables with no-one batting an eyelid. Essentially the price for the intrepid heroes to save the world.
Man, I was playing Final Fantasy 7 the other day. You can collect some sweet Messiah Tax around Junon.
Bitch tax is what you pay after breaking up with someone. It refers to the value of whatever personal effects of yours they had and now will not return.
John: She has my favorite shirt, three of my CDs, and my dog, and she's refusing to give them back now that we've broken up.
Adam: That's a tough bitch tax to pay, man.
Sally: I left my shampoo, makeup, and underwear at his place. Should I call him to try to get it back?
Jane: Just pay the bitch tax and move on.
Tom: Amanda stopped by to return my apartment key, autographed baseball, and the $30 she owed me.
Kristen: Wow, you didn't have to pay any bitch tax? Nice breakup!
An offering voluntarily paid to a content creator after a good fap that resulted from free content.
*Faps* Wow, Betty just put on an amazing free live show, and I feel obligated to pay the fap tax.
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Promises made by politicians, empty if directed to poor people.
politician: "I will give a huge tax break to the the middle class."
middle class: "I will shit out a coconut cream pie shaped like elvis"
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What you pay to have sex without getting knocked up.
Shaquanda went to the pharmacist for her pill and paid $25 for her one month supply. She says, "Dammit, I oughta quit gettin' it on so I can avoid the sex tax!"
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The extra money given to fellow pimps when payment to them is due as a sign of respect and allegiance. Commonly used in board games where money is involved.
Originated from the shire of Shrop by a skinny badman.
Whilst playing monoplay:
Pimp 1: "aww man, I just landed on mayfair"
Pimp 2: "don't forget to pay me pimp tax too"
A while later:
Faggot 1: "ahh shit, I'm broke"
Pimps : "ahahahaha, should of paid Pimp Tax Noob!"
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