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A thumb ring is often warn as a sign of power. Traditionally it was worn by archers to protect their thumb during rapid firing. Although often misunderstood as a statement of sexuality, the thumb ring symbolizes strength and courage.
The archer equipped his thumb ring in preparation for battle.
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After going Number 2, you take toilet paper and put it on the end of your thumb, and shove it up your pooper to wipe.
Mark uses the Thumb Technique when things get ugly.
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On urbandictionary, a thumb war consists giving your own definition a thumbs up and giving a rival's definition a thumbs down on a daily basis while said rival does the same for himself. A thumb war is won when one of the contenders forgets to vote and/or gets a life.
I hope the addition of this definition doesn't provoke a thumb war.
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In an attempt to engage in anal sex with a female who is not initially interested in the activity, you approach your sexual partner while in the doggy style position and slowly work your thumb over her asshole in a calm, clock-wise and stroking motion. You slowly increase the pressure to instigate a pleasurable sensation, during vaginal intercourse, to influence her into accepting your penis in her rectum.
Friend: "Dude, I can't believe you got to take a ride on her Hershey Highway! I thought your girlfriend was scared of anal?!"
You: "She was; until I used my Jedi Thumb on her...'you want to let it in there'".
Friend: "Epic sir."
<instigate high five over beers>
kart thumb is a wiinjury that develops on the right hand after frequent and habitual use of mario kart using the Wii Wheel accessory while playing Mario Kart Wii.
The condition arises from the orientation of the controller/wiimote placing the button used to accelerate your kart under the right thumb.
If left untreated the condition can worsen to Wiipetitive Strain Injury and eventually Wiithritis.
Michael played Mario Kart for ten hours yesterday and got kart thumb - by the time he went home he couldn't even bend his thumb.
A name given to somebody who repeatedly texts or sends e-mails whilst taking a crap.
Joe: Where's Bill?
Jon: He's taking a dump
Joe: What a potty thumbs, he was just texting me
Jon: Gross!
Dickhead brothers (most commonly found in groups of 3) that resemble living breathing thumbs with shark characteristics. This is a rare species of thumb sharks can most commonly be found living right on the coast of Southern California near Redondo Beach
Girl 1: Those three boys just ruined our movie night
Girl 2: What a bunch of thumb sharks