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That person who has tinder but barely swipes right for various reasons, such as being skeptical of a profile being fake or finding a person too attractive or unattractive.
John: Did you see that Mike is on tinder now
Joe: What's the point? He's just a tinder chicken anyway.
A tinder husband is someone who you really like, shown genuine interest, but would never truly wed.
I met my tinder husband last night - we both swiped right!
It's like Netflix and chill without Netflix.
Kenny: "Hey Mandy wanna come over and have a tinder night"
Mandy: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"
Kenny: "Wait I thought we were just gonna be swiping on our phones."
Mandy: "Tinder night means we fuck, dumbass"
The act of putting a moment on tinder asking for a girl to accompany you somewhere, especially a formal or funeral, and agree to multiple women coming (preferably more than four) and then line them up out the front of the venue, and give a corsage to one of them, mimicking the television show the Bachelor.
Trimmer: Hey, bro who you taking to formal
Bruce: I don't know yet, probably just gonna do a tinder bachelor
Dunphy: Yeah good op, I'm chucking the same
It’s a conflict of interest towards any dating site for you to find a partner. Losing two users if that relationship works out. And while your looking, if all the matches you make are compatible then there is no need to pay for additional features.
Britney the only way to get out of the tinder paradox you’re in is to go meet someone organically off the internet.
An incredibly beautiful women who looks hot in a Cubs t-shirt who should definitely give Jordan a chance
Friend 1: hey, did you hear about Vivica from tinder?
Friend 2: Oh yeah!! Dude, Jordan would be perfect for her.
When your tinder date doesn't go as planned and you're left with blue balls
Tinder date was good but left me with tinder balls.