spare tire

In hold'em poker, a starting hand of Jack/Four. As in, "What's a Jack for?"

I had the spare tire hand in the big blind and was pleased when the flop came out A 4 4.

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Tire Roll

The roll of fat on a woman that goes all the way around her body caused by wearing clothes that are too tight

When a woman wears tight clothing and all you see is a roll of fat going all the way around her body, she is said to have a tire roll

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Cheesy Tire

Another word for a yeast infection.

There are too many commercials about solutions for cheesy tires.

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Tired Pigeon

When your penis is in need of a quick kid ( Resulting into coitus with no condom )

I need to release my tired pigeon really quick.

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Tired Charade

The act put up when one doesn't get enough sleep or wants others to think that they didn't get enough sleep, often used in early mornings at the office or in school.

jack: yo I'm so tired.
John: oh my god, i didn't fall asleep till 4am
Anotonio: stop with the tired charade i've heard this every morning for the past month

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Tired as a cactus

A cross between "I'm tired as a cunt" and "I'm cactus" Originated in South Australia

Bloke 1: G'day cobber, how was work mate?

Bloke 2: It was bloody shithouse. I'm tired as a cactus

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Tire Change

Requesting a condom change between taking it in the ass and giving a blow job. The phrase originated from the slang term, "rubber" which refers to a condom.

While Bernie was well known for his sexual exploration he did have some standards. Anyone going ATM was going to have to do a tire change.

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