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When you wipe your dick on someone's shit encrusted ass and use it as lube.
Damn I just gave Xander a Floridian Tissue last night at the hotel.
When a friendship or romantic relationship disintegrates faster than a tissue held under running water, metaphorically speaking. Often results in using actual tissues.
Steve had just broken up with his girlfriend. It was a tissue breakup, because they'd just been hanging out the previous day.
Multifunctional bastard offspring of the Big Issue. With porn.
Nothing helps the homeless more than handing out the latest edition of the Big Tissue.
Can also be used to wipe oneself clean after the event.
big tissue.. big tissue.. you got 20p for some smack?
Meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch "Fault in Our Stars".
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.
1) I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
A goat tissue is a man in his 30's and has a goatie(beard). His name has to be Andy or Andrex because its a brand off tissues. Andy/Andrex is a very funny sarcastic person and can't sing
Look its Goat Tissue. Shit RUN
A facial is a sexual act in which hot, sticky man-juice is spewed unto a pornstar's face.
A facial tissue is a specific type of cum rag, usually made of paper fibre, created to clean up the resulting mess.
Any tissues which are not consumed during film production are sold to the fans, which has proven a profitable venture.
Kimberly Clark introduced the first facial tissues to porn after being spooged in the face one time too many on-camera.
They've become fairly standard across most adult entertainment, with the exception of one group of gay male pr0nductions in which colour-coded handkerchiefs are still being stuffed into the left or right arse trouser pockets to signify which perversions an individual performer is seeking or willing to participate in.
When all else fails and you need a tissue but all you can find is a sock, you use it as a sock tissue.
Person 1: They broke up with me
Person 2: You need a sock tissue
Person 1: I'm not crying that much