A man with a cock so large it exceeds anyone else.
He is a Chris. I couldn't breath in bed last night.
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The fucking devil. thatβs it. He will fuck your shit up. Portrays himself as angelic until he gains your trust and eventually drags you into hell where you canβt get out of with a smile on his face. Thereβs literally nothing holy about this creature. Gets all the hoes too but also steals your girl. Puts on a fake facade to deceive everyone to thinking heβs the most amazing person on earth which will make it hard for you to expose him. Lowkey worships the devil. You see a person called Chris, RUN. π€‘
Aw shit man thatβs a Chris, get that crucifix.
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Chris is such a special person that anyone would be lucky to meet. He's funny and sweet and caring 100% of the time. He puts others before himself and is always helping them in a compassionate way. He goes above and beyond for the people he loves and can always be relied on/trusted in times of need. A Chris is an absolutely amazing individual and definitely one of a kind. Just an all round great guy really.
"Wow that guys is really something, hes just so special."
"Yeah man, he's a Chris."
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A big fat man who is addicted to playing any Pokemon game ever and can be very annoying and is very "small"
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Some asshole that will steal your (buttplug)
Hey remember Chris? That asshole that stole my buttplug?
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