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When your socks are so old and ratty that the toes curl up into a pointy, paper thin strip of material composed primarily of toe jam, decomposing cotton, grease and floor dirt, dead skin and toe nail cells. The end result looks like the unfortunate foot from a Dr Suess character.
Person 1: "Dude, Josh hasn't changed his socks in days. Those grinch toes are gnarly."
Person 2: "That's unfortunate. Change your socks you grinchy fuck!"
When a very big obese woman has extremely tight pants on - cutting in around the crotch area.
First person: Oh my God - Look at that Hippo Toe"
Second person: "Yeah - like WTF!! - a camel toe just isn't going to cut it!"
A penis the is reminiscent of anything from a big toe to a pinky toe. even so much that it has a calus like knuckle.
Stephanie was deterred when her boyfriends toe penis shallowly scratched her interior.
When someone is standing under your foot and you shove your big toe up their Ass/Vagina
Jona tried to give Mark the Toe Rocket and got one from his girlfriend.
To leave, go home or make a sharp exit.
By extension, the word "Toes" can also mean simply "Exit".
"The funeral wasn't up to much so I Did the Toes"
"The One Show is on, so I'm going to Do the Toes".
And also...
"Rangers were 1-0 at half time, so the Subway Loyal did The Early Toes".
A person who has toes that are long and uneven. The pinky toe will be way shorter than the rest. Typically these toes are used for vaginal insertion.
I hooked up with Brianna last night and she put her toes in my vagina. She had some incredible lesbian toes
When you stick your big toe in your partner's vagina
I gave Scarlett a frisky toe last night and she loved it