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The complete tool is ideally a male who often tries too hard. The traditional tool is usually spotted in Tappout attire, accompanied by gelled hair, and a pair of "hata-blockas". The urban tool may be spotted in brands such as Polo, Ralph Lauren, or Nike. The tool is usually accompanied by a ""tool-mate". This is to aid the tool in girl sightings, in places such as meetings,dances,conventions, etc. The common tool can be found at sporting events including golf, basketball, and the occasional ping-pong match. Tools are notorious for stealing whales, lying about their age to seem "more experienced", hitting on girls from cooper city, and using the "locomotive train" style of showering.
-"wow, oliver is such a toolbag."
-"i know! He even tried to get with Ke$ha!"
a man who is only interested in getting hammered and screwing things
"hey man, look at that guy in the corner, what a total tool"
Johnny is the one feebly chatting up multiple women while consuming huge quantities of alcohol.
A person who is dumb and is good for nothing other than being used for something, such as money or sex. This can also describe someone who is useless except when being used by others.
"I think a lot of the jocks are tools. They are good for nothing except for their bodies and money."
"He is such a sucker and a tool."
n. 1) a person characterized by their overwhelming immaturity and/or idiocy.
"Did you see Mike K's profile picture?"
"Yeah, what a tool."
a douche. one who is just plain dick to everyone he/she gets to know, and takes it for granted.
- God, Terry's such a fuckin' tool.
- Fuck man, some tool stole my fuckin car