tittie tornado

When a girl is about to be felt up, but instead the guy precariously places his index finder at the epicenter of her nipple and vigourously swirls his finger around its circumfrence in a failed attempt to arouse her.

She took off her shirt and he gave her a tittie tornado as she stared blankly at him.

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Fire Tornado

A Cataclysmic event that occurs in a relationship where your girlfriend becomes a flaming whore and you are sucked up in a tornado of emotions. The burns you receive are not visible to the naked eye but deep down you are scorched to the 3rd degree.

Colby: My girlfriend and I got into a huge fight last night..

Mike: What happened?

Colby: I dont know she's just a flaming whore!

Mike: I think you've been struck by a Fire Tornado..

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Mexican Tornado

A Mexican Tornado is when you're screwing a girl from behind, then pull out, ejaculate into her hair, and push her down the stairs. The twirling motion of her hair with your jiz in it while she's tumbling down the stairs is what is known as a Mexican Tornado.

"How did Maria die?"


"Well she experienced one too many Mexican Tornados."

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Penis Tornado

While inserting your penis in a girl perform a cartwheel to produce a Penis Tornado

My husband tore my pussy with that Penis Tornado last nght.

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Red Tornado

1.) (n) Slang terminology for the female menstration period, usually applies to an excess time period or amount of vaginal flow.

2.) (n) A girl that will use a fake period to keep you out of her pants.

3.) (n) Ravaging someone's face or body with a used tampon, usually the tampon is spun in a circular motion over one's head prior to attack.

1.) John: "Dude, I don't know if i can hold out any longer."

Bob: "No way man, don't tell me your going to battle the Red Tornado!"

2.) Bill: "I almost hooked up with Mary but she has her period."

Jim: "That girl is a Red Tornado."

3.) "I just got Will with the ultimate Red Tornado!"

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toilet tornado

when you giz in the toilet and it looks like a swirling white tornado

look at that toilet tornado!

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turkey tornado

the act of placeing a complete turkey dinner in ur partners vagina, sealing it off with some type of sealent and then proceeding to beat the female partner up, luquidfiying the turkey dinner into a chunky smoothie and then proceeding to drink the meal with your patner.

my wife and are hosting a turkey tornado dinner party tommorow night

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