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A giant group of fucking whining pansies who suck the juices and green fungus out of Bryan McCabe's loose cunt in the dressing room while probing one another's assholes with the butt ends of their sticks. All their tiny cocks are erect and when the extacy of shitting in each other's mouths becomes too much, they all blow their loads all over the coach's face. They then have to have a naked mud wrestling match and the winner of that match gets to lick all of the cum off of the coach's face and spit it all over his teammate's genitals.
The Toronto Maple Leafs are quite the bunch, eh?
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Worst Team Ever! (and i'm Not Jeleous)
*Random Strangers Meet*
1:OMG Toronto Sucks!
2:Ya I Know
1:Who Said That?
2:Me 2!
1:OMG We Should Be Friends!
2:y?
1:Because of Our Hatred of The Toronto Maple Leafs!
2:Yeah
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A very bad hockey team situated in Toronto that hasn't made the playoffs in a very long time and make bums like Dion Phaneaf captain. It's ok though cause all the schmucks still give away their hard earned money to see this team play.
"Hey man the Toronto Maple Leafs are 4 and 0 so far!"
"Ya man that's sweet i'm gunna go buy some over priced merchandice cause of their great start to the season!"
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when a girl masterbates with a cold object before the man enters her with his penis
her puss was so cold from the popsicle that she gave him a toronto blue baller when he slide his dick in.
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Whilst making passionate butt sex with any partner, the man will retract his penis out of the rectum at the point of climax, where he will ejaculate in his partner's mouth, for a disgusting, horrible cocktail of semen, fecal matter, and bloody asshole residue.
Dude, I gave Trudy a Toronto Tootsie Roll last night, she loved it.
I was watching gay porn and saw Brandon St. Randy deliver a glorious Toronto Tootsie Roll to his unsuspecting partner!
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When a man goes out into the cold with two other male friends and hires a prostitute. They then proceed to furiously masturbate into the prostitute's anus. Once everyone has ejaculated, one guy licks all the semen out of her sphincter and spits it into her face.
-toronto cream eggs are delicious!
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When you submerge your hand in icy water until it is nearly frozen. Then you lightly tap someone's testicles with your hand.
Oh man, I just spent last night with some Canadian girl. She started things off with a toronto testicle tap. It totally killed the mood. I don't know what was up with her.
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