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two-total

Describes someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.

'Fancy another bro?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'

by Clapo86 January 29, 2012


Totally Gamer

A very epic term only used in the presence of someone with godlike qualities

That was totally gamer of tou

by Airtrics March 25, 2019


total rehaul

To totally change your room or your house, getting rid of shit and crap you do not want around the rooms, or the house itself.

"Look at all this shit around my room. A total rehaul is needed here. I can't sleep with this shit around me."

by Adam-D April 10, 2019


Totally Brainless

Filled with brainless and comedic people

Akari : Totally Brainless? more like Totally Comedy

by Akari_1457 July 5, 2021


total return

Round trip (Canadian)

My flight price is $499 total return with taxes and fees.

by Dude1981 October 17, 2013


Total Landscaping

The final 'scorched earth'-type action that follows a string of undignified behaviours.

...And then he went total landscaping, claiming he was tucking in his shirt."

by Otnobor November 9, 2020


total suckfest

Used to describe a show,movie,concert or anything else.

Total Suckfest:

Go to a Fallout Boy concert and you will see what I mean

by Rotten Core515 August 24, 2006

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