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A sports towel one waves and twirls in the air, usually at a sporting event, anticipating a rally by the home team or building hype before a game.
We were waving our rally towels as the bases were loaded with no outs and Derek Jeter was at the plate.
A towel that someone and/or two people use to cleanup cum that is created when they masturbate and/or have sex.
Guy 1: " Hey, what's that on your sofa?"
Guy 2: "Oh, that's my cleanup towel"
Shorts made from beach towels. See Showels
Grab your towel shorts and let's go to the beach!
UnPaper Towels are
reusable cloth towels that are
useful for cleaning up spills
and wiping off counters.
They wash and dry beautifully.
A perfect paper towel
replacement that is
eco-friendly and cost effective.
A dozen will hold up for a
year or more.
Please use the UnPaper Towels to clean up that spill.
After you have a night of drinking and mistakes you take a shower and then nap in your towel to sleep and shower away your shame.
Example: I'm so hung over so I'm going to take a towel nap.
a clever device used by the elite to catch everything from animals to dinosaur dna
i spilled my pop and used my floor towel to mop up.
The towel kept by your computer to clean up bodily fluids escaping your body due to the internet.
I like to hide my internet-towel in the desk drawer to avoid questions from mom.