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A piece of machinery usually used for farming.
"He was using the tractor to harvest the wheat."
ADJECTIVE, DESCRIBES SOMEONT THAT IS ATTRACTIVE AND SEDUCTIVE KIND OF A BAD BITCH. YOU WOULD NOT DATE HER BUT YOU WOULD HAVE A 1 NIGHT HARD FUCK .
DAMN HAVE YOU SEEN JENIFFER SHE IS JUST A TRACTOR
IM HORNY I NEED A TRACROR
A pseudonym for porn first used by former MP Damian Green in April 2022 as an excuse of viewing an inappropriate website in the House of Commons in Westminster, UK
In a moment of madness I was searching for tractors and stumpled upon a pornography website
When 2 men tie the tips of their dicks to each others. Then try to pull the other across a predetermined distance. The winner usually gets awarded a wet handy from the looser.
Tom just lost the tractor pull. I bet Aaron is going to love the handy from Tom.
The process of one male, wearing Heelys (roller skates or rollerblades will do in a pickle), inserting his erect penis into the butthole of another male whilst both are standing. Ideally, you want to contract around the penis head specifically -- this allows more room for the individual being pulled to perform complex tricks and stunts thus raising the audience's level of enjoyment. The 'receiver' then clinches his butt cheeks, thus locking in the inserted penis, and proceeds to run as fast as he can in a straight line with the 'inserter' in tow. The distance at which the inserted penis is "lost" is recorded, and becomes the distance to beat. The individuals who achieve the farthest distance are awarded victors and treated as such.
Man 1: We did pretty good in that tractor pull.
Man2: Thanks.
Man1: I think we can beat our time though.
Man2: Yes.
The cock tractor is a means of transportation as well as a sexual prank performed between two partners.
To perform the Cock tractor, while receiving the cock, the person on top must jam their index and middle finger into the asshole of the bottom, taking them by surprise and making them thrust their hips in an upward motion.
"Me and the boys went to town with J's cock tractor"
"We were having sex and suddenly she made me into her cock tractor!"
When you smash a lightbulb on your penis and then fuck a rhino from behind, you proceed to have a funeral for the rhino which is carried away on a 2007 John Deere.
Can't believe Jim is bulbing the tractor, so sad.