awkward trout

n-the slapping of your hand repetitively between someones legs

v-(awkward trouting)the ack of slapping your hand repetitively between someones legs

"Steph snuck up on Joey in office class today and gave him an awkward trout. Joey then crossed his legs while he sat so it would not happen again."

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lurp trout

a tweeker who snoops through your shit

Keep that lurp trout out of my garage

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brown trout

Better if coupled with "Corn-Eyed-Brown-Trout

I layed a massive Corn-Eyed-Brown-Trout into the shitter.

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Trout Slap

The act of tapping or slapping the head of ones penis on the pubic region of a female including but not limited to: the Prepuce, Clitoris, Labia Menora, or Labia Majora. Derived from the sound a struggling trout makes while flopping around on land. One can replicate the sound of a trout slap by taking their index and middle finger and striking them across the palm of the opposite hand repeatedly.

No man, I didn't get it in... I just trout slapped her.

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sewer trout

A scuzzy, smut infested woman who smells like piss and vinegar, and may or may not be whoring herself out for methamphetamine.

"Looks like Percy got some sewer trout!"

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trouser trout

A penis, particularly one being masturbated.

Hey, that guys skinning the trouser trout

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Trout Slap

The act of slapping someone - usually across the facial region - with a wet penis or a representation thereof.

Oh dayum, he totally just got trout slapped!!

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