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A method of scarcasm directed to the the press media that delivers false news to unreliable news sources to see if they take the bait
Our President has replaced live question & answer sessions with tweet-the-press
To keep moving from tweeter to another by following one's followers...
I found you when I was busy tweet hopping this morning
#TweetDat
A funny Twitter game in which you attempt to get your friend to tweet something embarrassing.
How to play:
After someone says something funny, you instantly say "Tweet Dat" after.
This now means they have to tweet what they just said using the hashtag #TweetDat, no matter how embarrassing!
If they fail to tweet what they said, they are given a forfeit (typically a shaven eyebrow).
Saying "Safety" after something you just said means people cannot call "Tweet Dat" on you.
James: "Oi boys, my girlfriend said I'm shit in bed!"
Matt: "Haha, tweet dat!"
James: "Shit."
James would then tweet: "My girlfriend said I'm shit in bed #TweetDat"
A twitter update from someone overseas, usually gory.
Guy: "Dude... just blew away a man's jaw"
Girl: "Excuse me?"
Suggestive Standerby: "Whoa! Kid! No field tweets"
(as from Doonesbury)
Person 1:"Dude that guy is always online tweeting!"
Person 2: "Yeah bro, because hes a Tweet Tweaker"
Person 1: "Oh..."
Copying someone's tweet word for word then posting it as your own and not giving credit for it.
Me: Man I posted a great tweet that was really inspiring. Then I saw one of my followers post the same thing without Rt'ing or liking it just a few seconds after I posted it. I just got tweet jacked
Internet friend: I know it was a Tweet-Jacking!
When someone with a small sends a picture of their junk to a unsuspecting female.
Girl A- "I can't believe Garrett send me a picture of his penis! "
Girl B- " GARRETT sent you a dick pick, "
Girl A- " Nah girl! He sent me a smeet tweet! "