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Olsen Twins

1)Overrated
2)No talent-no acting skills whatsoever.
3)Have done no work to deserve the level of success they have-they made "full house" just because they didn't CRY when they held them up, then they plaed the baby, who only had like 2 lines per episode.
3) Had 500 other people guide theuir"careers". Dualstar was founded and run by other people, but mary-kate and ashley are in the movies, so it's successful.
4)same with their clothing line. It was founded and is run by someone else. Once in a while they PICK OUT CLOTHING. THAT'S IT.
5)Always makes the same kind of movies with the same plot because they can't act.
6)People like them and they are successful only because of their "good-girl twin" image.

The Olsen Twins became billionaires for being twins.

by dfsdfsd May 5, 2005

125๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Simpson Twins

Jessica Simpson's breasts.

The movie, "The Dukes of Hazzard," featured Johnny Knoxville and the Simpson Twins.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra August 11, 2005

80๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Step-twins

Growing up with a sibling of the same age or in the same grade that came about through the parent's remarriage.

My life forever changed the day I became a step-twin.

We don't know what our parents were thinking having step-twins.

Parent to school: Please don't put the step-twins in the same class next year. We don't think it'd be a very good idea at all.

Step-twins are the ultimate fraternal twins, as they not only came from two different eggs, but also two different mothers and two different fathers. Thus, step-twins almost never look alike.

by Harmony08 December 16, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


olsen twins

Replaced by Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff in terms of jailbait.

Recently turned 18 (June 13th 2004), the two will attend NYU where they will presumably be fucked retarded without legal repercussion.

The Olsen Twins are 18 now. The wait is over! Why did we wait again?

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 15, 2004

443๐Ÿ‘ 195๐Ÿ‘Ž


back twin

If a stranger looks identical to one of your friends from behind, then the stranger and your friend are back twins.

Guy 1: Hey Ben, what's up?

Guy 2: (turns around) Huh? I'm not Ben.

Guy 1: Oh, sorry, you're just Ben's back twin.

by Woodson April 10, 2007

28๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Steven and the twins

Male genetalia. Derrived from the British telly show "Eastenders" (Ian Beales children).

Pretty obvious..

"Spent last night with Mel, Steven and the twins are in fucking agony." or whatever

by teethgrinder May 31, 2004

22๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Porn Twin

When you are watching porn and the guy (or girl) looks exactly like you. Also see Porn Double.

Guy 1:"Dude, I was watching porn, and I swear I saw my porn twin!"
Guy 2:"Dude, that's creepy as shit."

by batman95 January 16, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž