two-faced

Someone who claims that they have no connection or has a disdain for a certain person that a friendship group or community as deemed a "Prick". Even though they assure that you know that they find they repulsive, they still manage to hang out more than nemesis should, and make sure to post it on all their social media. Even with this concrete evidence of a friendship they deny all accusations, claiming it's short term and for personal gain instead of genuine friendship.

U fucking two-faced bitch hanging out with _____! I thought you hated him!

Rogue Two

When you suddenly have to take a mega-shit. You feel perfectly fine, when out of nowhere you must find a toilet within the next 30 seconds, or poop in your pants.

Alright fellas, where to next? I feel like we should....... OH SHIT!! Dude! I’m ‘bout to have a rogue two! Where is a toilet right fucking now!!?!?

airforce two

trying to shit with your legs spread like airplane wings

i gotta take an airforce two when we get to airforce one know what i mean bitch

Two Thursdays

A truly intuitive idea. Because one of the vitures of life is anticipation and waiting. Humans are constantly looking forward to the weekend. When someone is so filled with anticipation they are said to be having their "TWO THURSDAYS."

I'm havving my TWO THURSDAYS waiting to go to six flags and ride the fun roller coasters

two logger

a shit where you had to drop two logs, one after the other; usually the result of having to snap a deuce

Get me the plunger! My two logger clogged the fucker up...AGAIN!

two coïns

THE BEST DUO EVER

"have u heard two coïns new song?"
"nah not yet but I bet its a banger like fix me"

two batting

Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.

Dude, I'm totally two batting my managers with the TPS reports.