Uncle George

Name used to represent a suspected pedophile relative. Likes to roam around children hot spots such as parks, elementary schoolyards, McDonald's play place and is often intoxicated. He is a creepy old man in his 50's and often questioned if he is actually part of the family. Is good friends with Uncle Gregory.

My mom told me to stay away from Uncle George for this family gathering.

Uncle George was spotted in his big white van, he was wearing a long beige trench coat.

Uncle George offered me to stay with him for the weekend, he wanted me to sleep in his bed but my parents filed a lawsuit.

Hi I'm lost. Have you seen my Uncle George?

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ya uncle

forget "ya mum" as your slow-witted insult of choice, have some dignity and confuse others with "YA UNCLE"

Lily: How are you?
Ruadh: Hows ya mum?
Lily: Ya uncle
Ruadh: ..........what?

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Uncle Fucker

A song was made in the south park movie named this. Two canadians Terrence and Phillip sung it in the movie.

Shut your fucking face uncle fucker. Youre a boner biting bastard uncle fucker. You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just fuck your uncle all day long

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Uncle Daddy

A Man who divorces his wife whom he had kids with, only to marry his wife's sister

Ranger Fans chant Uncle Daddy at Martin Broduer during hockey games.

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Uncle Chester

a man who molests children

The cops picked up the school janitor today. They had evidence he was Uncle Chester.

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Uncle Douche

The one person in the family who always lets you down and is generally an AHole.

Me: Hey thanks for the golf ball for Christmas.

Uncle Douche: I didn't know what to buy you ill get you back

Me: alright( sounds reasonable)

Situation: 6 months later nothing...3 years later nothing...at his funeral gave him back his golf ball.

Uncle Dip

Uncle dip (Kyle Cornelius Dipp) is a 57 year old pedophile who was taken away by the U.S Government but as escaped and on a rampage to molest all of the little kids in town. If you ever see a 2004 Chrome Toyota Camry with a license plate of bronze plating on the letters but not numbers run away as fast as you can. Beware for he dosen’t care who or what he takes to molest, he will “do” anything…
He will seem like a nice old man but once you get into his car, he changes his personality.

Bystander - Uncle dip? Why did you touch that little girl?
Uncle dip - age is just a number…
Bystander - *dials 911*