underwear gays

Fellows whose favorite pastime is strolling around in their underwear. Strolling around in underwear has a way of making a fellow look gay, hence the term.

Kenny,Kevin,Jason,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Harun,Harvey,Uriah,Tom,Bill,and Jim are all quite the underwear gays,always strolling around in boxers or briefs.

Underwear Head Throttle

When you put a pair of undies on someone's head and pull as if you were wedging them.

LOL lets Underwear Head Throttle that dude. You grab the undies, and I'll pull.

can't police no underwear

When you are dealing with a total clown, uniformed or not.

"Can't police no underwear!" more specifically, "I am going commando!"

Something you say when somebody is acting like they work for the CIA or some/sh"t.

FBI open up?
- what?
We have heard reports of pigeons in your region?
- what?
Sir I need you to open!
- tf you think this is, CSI Miami!?
- "F"CK you coppers, CAN'T POLICE NO UNDERWEAR!"

Your underground boxing clubs in a America are very safe and cute these days.
But who knows, "can't police no underwear!"

zebra underwear

the stain on the crotch of men and women underwear after being worn all day

i was sorting the dirty laundry and there was a lot of zebra underwear.

Sisters underwear

Me: What’s up man?
David: I’m good
Me: Same and I’m wearing my sisters underwear
David: Why?
Me: I need it so I can pleasure myself
David: Oh, so can I see them now?
Me: Silk and fancy
David: So smooth
Me: Sisters underwear feels so go, pleasuring time

I wear my sisters underwear

Shit stain in lifes underwear

Low life..

You're a shit stain in lifes underwear..