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The assumption that good women are hard to find, like unicorns
-Hows things working out with you a Courtney bro?
-Not too good, thought I had a unicorn but turns our shes just another skeezer
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Sarah : i just want to be with a unicorn
Becca: oh you want a white male boomer
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A woman that sleeps with couples. Common term used among those practicing poloyamery.
My husband and I are looking for a unicorn to play with.
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The third person in a threesome
“I got a lot of unicorn invites at Chad’s party”
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When a guy has an erection, he places his two balls on the girl's eyelids, which makes her have his dick as a unicorn on her forehead.
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To put up a shelf and, upon relative completion, have parts of the shelf remaining, whereupon they are put in to a jar. Over time the jar becomes the repository for remaining shelf bits.
Barry: "Why do you have a jar full of screws and stuff?"
Henrietta: "Unicorning"
Barry: "Oh right, yeah, I've got a unicorning jar myself"
Henrietta: "All your jar are belong to us"
Barry: *Haggard gasping for breath"
Eric swung the gossamer blade in a vicious arc, severing the bonds binding them. The unicorning was almost complete, time seeped away, tendrils of acrid smoke rose from the tower. The dread lord Peter had been unicorning for years, and had perfected his unicorning to an art.
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A man with his dick chopped off and stapled/sewn/taped/glued to his forehead.
If I ever see him whip it out and wave it around again, I'm gonna chop that thing off and make him into a unicorn.
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