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When you kneel down and fart into a moving fan
Those guys were trying to cool off in front of the fan but I totally dropped a Darth Vader fart in front of it
When someone giving you head has asthma
“ Shawty was giving me Darth Vader Head”
.They don't need paternity tests.
Darth Vader is the FIRST man to Admit to being a father
The act of jizzing into a girl's throat while giving you a blow job, or a dude if that's your speed (wink wink), and having them choke. The choking, and struggling to breath sounds much like Darth Vader.
Dude! I jizzed into Charlie Sheen's mouth, and he totally went all Darth Vader.
A angry Black man With a plutonium Rod
Person A: Dude, have you seen the new star wars movie staring Darth Vader? Person B:Yeah It stars a black man with a cool red pixie stick.
Apparently I’m as kinky as him
Kink quiz:your equally kinky as Darth Vader
Me:wtf
When getting head as your partner pulls away you cum up your partners nose instead of in their mouth, creating a nassel rasping sound when they talk like Darth Vader.
I totally Darth Vadered that girl, she was sneezing for hours.
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