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Brown patches that float to the surface in a jacuzzi- mold and fungus from stagnant water in the pipes blasted out when the jets are turned on- but it looks like antler velvet only... ...there's no antlers in the tub, are there...?
I wanted to impress my date, so I netted up most of the ass velvet before I invited her into the jacuzzi.
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running with the idea of a velvet rope, a velvet divorce is a dissolution of a relationship where you get the better end of the deal (the house, the furniture, the friends) while the other person is basically left with nothing
person 1: oh girl, i heard about you and john, are you ok?
person 2: absolutely! it was a velvet divorce. the house is mine and he's moving into some little apartment next week.
person 1: alright girl, work it
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When a Drag Queen sits on a guys face and queefs!
Jerica Jameson gave that bitch the best velvet steamer of his life!
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The vagnia
Bro her pussy felt like them velvet walls
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A regal term for a woman's vagina
"Hey man, check out that velvet quiche"
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When an elderly woman gives a bj and takes her dentures out
man this old bitch gave me a velvet rope last night.
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Song by the Kings of Leon featured in there album Aha Shake Heartbreak.
Velvet Snow describes a woman's clitorous
Hey man you already sucking on that cat velvet snow.
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