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velvet divorce

running with the idea of a velvet rope, a velvet divorce is a dissolution of a relationship where you get the better end of the deal (the house, the furniture, the friends) while the other person is basically left with nothing

person 1: oh girl, i heard about you and john, are you ok?

person 2: absolutely! it was a velvet divorce. the house is mine and he's moving into some little apartment next week.

person 1: alright girl, work it

by samhannach October 29, 2013


velvet walls

The vagnia

Bro her pussy felt like them velvet walls

by thatwhiteguynoonelikes March 01, 2016


Velvet Quiche

A regal term for a woman's vagina

"Hey man, check out that velvet quiche"

by show us your pee pee September 11, 2009


Velvet Steamer

When a Drag Queen sits on a guys face and queefs!

Jerica Jameson gave that bitch the best velvet steamer of his life!

by Trixi VonDoom March 31, 2014


Velvet Rope

When an elderly woman gives a bj and takes her dentures out

man this old bitch gave me a velvet rope last night.

by cerberus6644 February 07, 2011


Velvet Snow

Song by the Kings of Leon featured in there album Aha Shake Heartbreak.

Velvet Snow describes a woman's clitorous

Hey man you already sucking on that cat velvet snow.

by bohemiansnkae December 24, 2006


Velvet Pillow

Another way of referring to a female's pussy. Not as common but gets the point across.

At times, my girlfriend likes to slide my hand down to her Velvet Pillow.

by The King of Hentai June 06, 2007