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When you wake up early from anesthesia and you have two doctors dicks in your mouth.
I was getting knee surgery, to my surprise I woke up early from anesthesia and had two doctors dicks in my mouth!!! Fucking Venus fly trap!
Hairstyles: you’ve heard of the flat top, the buzz cut, & the beehive. The Venus Fly Trap is the official name of Mike Pence’s hairstyle
Mike Pence’s hairstyle is true to its name. His Venus Fly Trap caught a housefly at the 2020 VP Debate
When you're about to cream in her pussy and she kegels your cock resulting in your dick being snatched thus causing an unpleasant tingling throughout your whole body :0
man 1: "dude I was about to cum and she Venus fly trapped my dick,"
man 2: "that's the worst,"
Used to describe a person's shit internet connection as if they are in an entirely different planet.
A: We've finished the game
B: Lmao he still hasn't finished loading! Is he from Mars and Venus?
An instance where a wifely figure is blamed for releasing fog-demons in an elevator. Also appropriate-and more well known-for the sounds emitted from the bathroom in the morning. I.e fogged mirrors from fog-demons.
'Honey...were those barking spiders or were you venus glassing again?'
*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'
When a woman deficates and a splash back of water accidentally hits their vagina, scaring them.
I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler
When a woman deficates and a splash back of water accidentally hits their vagina, scaring them.
I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler