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A metaphor for the experience of having your boss come in to your cube with no real motivating factor and:
1) run through a random list of incomplete thoughts (usually conveyed in incomplete sentences)
2) preemptively thank you for agreeing to perform the most poorly defined of those "ideas"
3) request that it be done by tomorrow
*bonus: the boss is eating lunch while doing the above
I had my headphones on, my plant was positioned to block eye contact from people passing by, and excel was open because of that deadline for the report next week...
Totally didn't stop him -- cube vomit everywhere. I tried to stop him mid hurl, but he didn't care. I wasted three hours cleaning up that shit. And then he did a remote vomit via email: now he wants weekly updates so I can better manage my time and get more work done.
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The amount of nausea induced by the discomfort/anxiety felt when a new idea or change in plans occurs. Commonly occurs at work.
Finding out the CEO was now attending my presentation drastically increased my vomit factor.
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the term used to describe the sudden ejaculation of semen from the flaccid male genitalia. Most often associated with physical violence and verbal abuse.
Snake vomit soaked the fraternity brothers leather sandals after the wrestling match.
His knuckles crashed into the woman's head and he could feel the snake vomit moisten his undies.
"Daddy's gonna hurt you. Daddy's gonna hurt you real good", he cackled, as the snake vomit dripped down his leg.
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When you throw random song verses into a conversation because it relates to what you're saying. It can be completely random and used when you have nothing better to say. Might leave people confused if they don't recognize the verse but it's awesome!
- Yeah, he's poppin!
- Pop bitches in the eye like I finished my spinach!
- Wuut?! Yo, that's word vomit right there!
- Eh man did you watch that new vampire movie?
- Bitch I'm a monsta, no good bloodsucka, fat mof***a now look who's in trouble!
- Yeah dude, you're serious about verse vomit!
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The mixture of water vingar and vaginal secretion that come out when a women douches
She filled the toilet with douche vomit
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A successive chain of vomitting sparked by a preliminary vomit incident. Typically seen at high school or college frat parties; however, they can also exist outside of these natural habitats.
Hallie was so wasted last night she threw up all over Matt. After that, it turned in to a regular vomit rodeo.
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Facebook vomiting refers to the act of regurgitating comments, status updates, messages, posts, notes and other items on facebook. This is most likely to occur in a drunken state or the hangover aftermath. It is often characterized by misspelled words and comments that leave the recipient in a state of confusion.
Erica must be drunk. She has been facebook vomiting all night.
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