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what the fuck is oatmeal

a shitpost and a meme

I hate to be the one to ask, but what the fuck is oatmeal?

by #Noodle October 19, 2023


What the imaginitive fuck

what the imaginitive fuck (wtif) is used when someone post something truly horrific and they need to question why they decided to post it.

Op: * post someone getting raped*
Me: what the imaginitive fuck op.

by A digital mess June 22, 2019


What the fuck I’m s’pposed to say

When you're put in a awkward position with nothing to say so you laugh and sing, "what the fuck I'm s'possed to say" as you're walking away, quietly add the ay ay ay"

Credit to boogie wit da hoodie- say A'

I love you

What the fuck i’m s’pposed to say?”

by Maureenmcdesk234 October 31, 2017

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What's so fucking funny

Um... That you're an angry old dwarf that wasted his entire life trying to do what I DID in like 15 minutes.

Hym "What's so fucking funny is that YOU'RE ONLY SUCCESSFUL... Because there's an ARMY OF RETARDS... Preventing people from being successful... But only because THEY CAN'T BE SUCCESSFUL... That's the funny. It goes against their 'MiNdSeT' or something for things to be easy."

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024


Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!

by Not a Dictionary March 9, 2021

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what a wonderful fuck

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll fuck You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 17, 2024


what the sincere fuck?

The most incredulous of the wtf's, what the sincere fuck is used asking for clearification of something so fucking terrible it is hard to believe and one using wtsf is often looking to deny its happening or existence in the first place.

Bitch 1: The exam date has been pushed up 'cause of crysler's surgery
Bitch 2: What the sincere fuck??!!!

by Idonfuckwu December 16, 2015