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Inferiority complex displayed in an individual who immigrates from Wisconsin to Chicago and makes up for it by acting aloof, superior and/or self-righteous. This person might be considered the Christopher Columbus of culture. Spending their lives convincing others that they've discovered Thai food, Woody Allen "films", Banksy. This person may be disguised as a thrift store mannequin i.e. oversized non-prescription glasses, shoddily dyed hair, moth-eaten cardigans and brown fingertips from their newly acquired smoking habit. This person will be seen riding a "fixie" bicycle and drinking a PBR or if it's payday a Leinenkugel.
Theresa and Steve recently added an art installation to their loft after serving a dinner composed of lavender infused bamboo shoots. Dinner conversation ranged from not sports to Pitchfork.
Theresa and Steve display classic symptoms of Wisconsin Syndrome. You can find this ailment in the upcoming edition of the DSM.
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When a man is penetrating a woman from behind, and during the heat of the moment proceeds to lick the sweat running down her back from the crack up.
Dude, I was slamming your sister doggy-style last night and gave her a real salty buttery wisconsin.
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When you are banging your girlfriend from behind and her dad walks in and starts masturbating. Your dick gets even harder because her dad isn't mad at you.
I was fucking the shit out of Gertrude last night when her dad walked in on us and started peeling his banana, but not to worry, my Wisconsin Woody kicked in.
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When die-hard Green Bay Packers’ fans throw a cheese slice at their infant child’s forehead making it stick and christianing them life long Green Bay fans.
*A place in Wisconsin*
“Hey, what are you up to this weekend?”
“It’s my sons Wisconsin baptism on Saturday, I’m so excited to see him in the green & gold!”
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A sex act involving a fish (preferably of the gold variety), canned cheese, and an anus.
1) Insert canned cheese into anus. NOT WHOLE CAN, just the cheese. Why do you think the cans have such small squirt-tips?
2) Subdue fish. This is an often overlooked step. Conscious fish are one of the most difficult things to insert into an anus.
3) Insert fish into cheese filled anus.
Steve: Why is my fish covered in cheese and shit? Did you guys do a wisconsin fishbowl?
Jeff: I swear to god he climbed up there willfully.
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The birthplace of the republican party.
Has a cookie factory that makes amazing cookies.
The population is about 7,000 people.
Ripon, Wisconsin is the birthplace of the republican party. We also making amazing cookies at "Rippin' Good Cookies'
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Wisconsin girls are super attractive. Apparently they have an accent, which is incorrect on the Kentucky boys side. Wisconsin girls are always getting asked and sent not so appropriate stuff, especially from Kentucky boys. BossDaddyMLG is the best Wisconsin girl because she is a boss daddy. She may not have the looks but she is godly at everything. Wisconsin girls HATE Wisconsin boys. They all look 7. Wisconsin girl like Kentucky boys more than Wisconsin boys. BossDaddyMLG is especially good at kicking Horndog's butt in cup pong. He sucks. BossDaddyMLG teaches Horndog all her secrets on how to be awesome. But he still isn't as godly as BossDaddyMLG.
Kentucky boy: Wanna play cup pong?
Wisconsin girls: yeah, if you wanna lose.
Kentucky boy: im gonna win.
Kentucky boy : * takes the L*
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