Shagin' Wagon

A VW Bus Van that you have sex in. In the back of it there is room to take out seats and put in a bed so you can get it on. Micheal Kelso has one in that 70's Show.

guy1, Dude last night i got two girls in the shagin' wagon.
Guy2, oh what'd you do?
Guy1, ...Duh we had sex.

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Beaner wagon

A Chevy Impala. Any year will do, but the hardcore beaner wagons are the early to late 60's models.

Oscar can't make it to work today, someone stole the battery out of the beaner wagon.

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Shag Wagon

Mainly a station wagon one uses for fucking. One of the only benefits of having a station wagon is having a lot of room to carry things, or to have sex!

I have to live my station wagon, I mean shag wagon up to its name!!

This girl is DTF but I have no where to do it, wait I got my old trusty shag wagon.

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Wagon wheels

If one's balls are bigger than their penis, they are called wagon wheels. In reference to the beloved flat and phat biscuits in which they are named after.

Oi did you see Mitch's nuts? Yeah, the blokes got wagon wheels.

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mullet-wagon

An insult aimed at domestic RWD cars, usually Camaros or Mustangs.

Here comes Tony in his mullet-wagon.

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freckle wagon

n. fictional conveyance that delivers freckles, nevi and lentigo to the homes of cute girls.

Wow! I see you kept the freckle wagon pretty busy when you were little.

What?

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Wagon Slayer

A nerd-tastic character class that is prominently featured in many popular RPGs. Can burn and maim convieniently placed wagons, carts and the like, while bringing full throttle balls-to-the-wall nerdgasms.

My +79 Wagon Slayer wipes shit on your fagworthy Paladin

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