Wallet dieting

Trying to get rid of your spare change that make your trousers seem like they've got a dozen pounds of lead inside them by purchasing stupid things with coins

Guy 1: Dude, you got a belt? All this change in my wallet is making my pants look like Lil Wayne's at the VMAs!
Guy 2: Bro, go wallet dieting.

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Pork Wallet

The womans Vaginal lips in which the male puts his Pork Sword and deposits Dick cheese.

DAYUMM! Ohh Baby Ur Pork Wallet Is So Tender and juicy , Can I Store My Pork Sword in there WhiLe Releasing My Cheese please !?

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SAUSAGE WALLET

How you not know this?? Pussy, dammit.

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Ham Wallet

Slang term for a woman's vagina.

I slipped my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend's ham wallet last night.

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Chode Wallet

a Vagina that loves to take chodes.

that bitch has such a chode wallet.

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wiener wallet

slang for a condom

aint no bitches getting pregnant tonight cuz i got my wiener wallet

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Ham Wallet

1. A slang term used in reference to a vagina

"that chick has got one loose ham wallet"

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